
This must be the most irritating gadget ever! This funky, retro-style blender will wake you up in the morning with blending action and a funny alarm music. Great gift for a person who needs to get up in the morning! Includes 4 funny melodies to choose as Alarm.
Source: Bim Bam Banana




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Crocodile Mouse
Cassette Tape Playing Cards
I Heart Farting “Musical” Mug
Inflatable Tentacle Arm


I could probably use one of these! I’d never use one though.. imagine being awoken by that beast!