Hillary Nutcracker

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“Love her or hate… you’ll have nonstop fun cracking nuts with Hillary. Regardless of your affiliation (Republican or Democrat) you’ve just found your new favorite kitchen tool! Her stainless steel thigh teeth will pulverize any nut that stands in her way to the Whitehouse.”

Source: Perpetual Kid

Possessed Books

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“Antique looking books seem perfectly harmless until someone walks by, then the middle book slides out toward the victim as if it will fall from the shelf. Books also emit spooky sounds for a totally haunted effect.”

Source: Thing You Never Knew Existed

Robo-Bartender

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“This robo-bartender takes orders, mixes cocktails, and then cleans up. Beneath the countertop dispenser, a dorm-style refrigerator holds up to 12 types of alcohol and mixers, plus a water-line link and a carbon-dioxide cartridge for fizz.

Atop the fridge sits the brain: an Internet-linked Windows XP computer. Enter new recipes on the touchscreen …

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Perfect Stool For Men

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Just sit down and relax.

Source: Stoodi

Mini Fishing Fish Rod Pen Reel Pole

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Made of high quality stainless steel and polished aluminum. This fishing rod is small but can catch fish up to 4lbs. When closed: 8 inches and fully extends to 37inches. It’s not just a toy, you can actually catch fish! It’s small and lightweight, you can store it anywhere. Comes with stainless steel …

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Paint Is Great

I haven’t realized how great Microsoft Paint is until now.

FiveFingers – The Barefooting Alternative

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FiveFingers design takes a minimalist approach to barefooting. Non-marking Vibram TC1 performance rubber soles protect your feet and provide a sure grip over a variety of terrain. A thin, abrasion-resistant stretch polyamide fabric fits low on the foot – for comfort and quick drying.

Source: Vibram Five Fingers

Peep Hole Reverser

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“Peep hole reverser was developed with the help of the law enforcement industry to help them assess potential hazards behind dwelling doors. This peephole reverse viewer is simple to use and can be carried in your pocket for use anytime. Just place the reverse viewer over the peephole in the door and you …

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Bomb Dropping R/C Airship

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“The radio controlled Blimp Bomber is an oversized bomb-dropping RC blimp with an indoor flying range of 100 feet and 3-channel micro motor jet thrusters for complete control over speed and direction. The Mylar envelope, a refillable helium balloon, provides superior flying action as its almost weightless bulk glides around obstacles. Press a …

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Sound Activated Dancing Water Fountain

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This Portable Desktop Dancing Water Fountain can be activated by sound, so it will respond to music or voice. To create a peaceful oasis, play a sultry CD and relax while the Dancing Water Fountain crescendos and falls in unison with the highs and lows of the melody. Also, the Dancing Water Fountain …

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