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This is definitely going in my car. Because my windows are shaded, the idiot that I just passed never gets to see me giving them the finger. This thing will tell them exactly how I feel about their driving. It comes with 16 messages, including: * Help (for emergencies) * Sorry (when you … 
What says clean teeth better than a dog’s mouth? From the site: Toothpaste Pete is here to make brushing your teeth doggone fun! Toothpaste Heads are the newest way to encourage both kids and Perpetual Kids to brush their teeth regularly. No more bribes. No more threats!.. Simply replace your existing toothpaste cap … 
Evoking the glory days of ugh-ugh-ing rotary dials, dumbbell-style handsets and shrieking bells, these completely genuine 70s telephones have been fully refurbished internally and are ready for use in the modern world. You can even slam the receiver down in disgust, CEO-style. Get One Here: … 
No matter the chore, life always goes down easier with a brew or two and your Irish Drinking Glove. The Irish Drinking Glove is always open handed and invites all nationalities to wear it with pride and drunken stupor. Slip one on today and be the very best professional drinker you can be. … 
When aliens invade Earth we’re all going to be in deep trouble. Look at it this way… if Aliens have the technology to travel hundreds of thousands of light years to get to Earth, they’ve probably got some damn devastating weapons to boot. So while you’re waiting for the Aliens to arrive, you … 
With these deeply ironic scales you get to compare your weight with the likes of Fozzie Bear, Mr Ed (yes, the talking horse!), Donald Trump’s Combover and even the Baby Jesus. Just think, with the Celebrity Weighing Scales in the bathroom you’ll be itching to step aboard, not dreading the prospect. After all … 
Because it’s so difficult to get a towel from a manual dispenser… From the site: This is the paper towel holder that dispenses a sheet with a wave of your hand, preventing cross contamination and conserving paper. When the dispenser’s infrared sensor is activated, it advances the roll until its optical scanner recognizes … 
Ouch! That hadda hurt. This 300-page sticky notepad is perfect for poison pen notes, letters of resignation, hit lists, and office to-dos. Comes complete with blood spattered pen, so it’s sure to make a statement on your desk right beside that suspiciously sharp letter opener. Get One … 
Magic forces collude with this nickel-plated iron chain to create a quite astounding illusion because your bottle appears to be floating in the twisted chain’s vice-like grip. It’s a bit like the famous Indian rope trick, only it’s not famous. Or Indian. And, er, there’s no rope involved. Get One Here: … 
These drives look like stubby Star Wars lightsabers. Pop off the cap, jack them into your USB port and they glow with the power of the force! (or electricity and some LEDs) Choose from Luke Skywalker or Darth Vader. Both are fully licensed Lucasfilm collectables imported from Japan. Get One Here: Think … |
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