It’s a pretty established fact that coffee really gets the juices flowing and nothing is more relaxing and a true wake up in the morning for your significant other than an aromatic fresh brewed fart. If you or someone you know could qualify as one of the world’s largest suppliers of natural gas, then the I Heart Farting Mug is right up your, uhm alley. Not only does this mug tell the world you love farting with words, it also does it with one of six “musical” farting sounds. Plus that’s not a heart, that’s a carpenter crack. Full of win.