Dress for Dinner Napkins

There’s nothing wrong with dressing up for dinner. And this set comes in an nice assortment of napkin ties. Perfect for dinner with your boss. Or your in-laws-to-be. Or the Ambassador of the European Union.

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Vampire Pacifier

A little something for your little vampire. Until your baby’s pointy teeth grow in, consider this their training teeth.

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Candy Wallet

From the site: It’s as if Willy Wonka started making functional yet out of this world wallets. Surely to be admired anytime you take it out to purchase your goods – especially candy treats.

The Candy Stash Wallet has a sturdy zippered with a purse for your change, a slash for your cash, …

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Tyvek Wallets

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Easter Bunny Car Costume

Dress up your car for the Easter holiday. Go ahead. You know you want to.

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Rotary Telephone

Evoking the glory days of ugh-ugh-ing rotary dials, dumbbell-style handsets and shrieking bells, these completely genuine 70s telephones have been fully refurbished internally and are ready for use in the modern world. You can even slam the receiver down in disgust, CEO-style.

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Irish Drinking Glove

No matter the chore, life always goes down easier with a brew or two and your Irish Drinking Glove.

The Irish Drinking Glove is always open handed and invites all nationalities to wear it with pride and drunken stupor.

Slip one on today and be the very best professional drinker you can be.

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Hair Visor

Hair visor shows off your wild side! Turn heads everywhere you go with this fun and flashy lid that fuses fuzzy hair to a comfortable visor. Choose from four different color combos.

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Wine Stein

Do you like sipping wine, but sometimes you’re just more comfortable with a beer mug in your mitt? Well the Winestein double-walled do-it-all lets you have it both ways.

Elegant wine stem on the inside, manly beer stein on the outside, the Winestein is a glass for all occasions. So pour yourself a …

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Traveler’s Security Bandolier

Um. No.

From the site: This bandolier has four zippered pockets that hold valuables securely against your chest. The bandolier provides discreet storage for a camera, wallet, cell phone, hotel key, and more, and its proximity to your chest discourages theft.

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