Finger Tentacles

Edward Scissorhands? Bwhahaha, try Edward Octopus Hands, a far superior hair cutter and horticulturist. Strap on some Finger Tentacles and freak out your co-workers and neighbors. Comes in a set of five. Great for any occasion, matches nicely with most formal and evening wear.

Tie-Not Water Balloon Filler and Tying Tool

Winning a water balloon fight takes two main components- speed of balloon filling and accuracy of throwing. Since there’s little we do gadgetwise to help your girly-armed throwing, let’s work on the filling part. With the Tie-Not you can fill and tie off water balloons in record time. Just attach the device to …

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Toxic Gas Caution Cone

Sometimes a simple courtesy flush isn’t enough. Those who follow you to the “office” need a visual warning to steer clear until the cloud of horror clears. Let them know to keep out with a Toxic Gas Caution Cone, the ultimate bathroom warning system. Save innocent bystanders from a full on nasal assault, …

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R/C Whoopee Cushion

The lolz never stop with a R/C Whoopee Cushion. It takes the cushion out of the whoopee cushion and lets you control the fart sounds from up to 50 feet away. $14.99 from PKid.

Singing and Dancing Chili Pepper

This one hot chili pepper! Watch him sing and dance and move his fiery mouth to the blazing sounds of Hot Hot Hot. This Singing and Dancing Chili Pepper really brings the heat when he shakes his maracas. Feel the burn, baby! That’s a spicy pepper!

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Hose Nose Goo Candy Dispenser

This is just gross. Unless the candy tastes good, in which case it’s grossly delicious. The Hose Nose goes over your nose and drips down gooey candy into your mouth. Nasty.

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Thinking Putty

An awesome dark putty that is highly magnetic, and can do some crazy tricks. Neodymium Iron Boron magnet included. Seriously, this stuff is freaky. If you place it near the magnet, it will stretch out, find it, attach to it, and then begin to envelop it.

What else can it do?

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Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookies

– Tasty fortune cookies with evil, cruel, and funny fortunes inside.

– Wrappers are blank to blend in with any restaurant decor and surprise your target.

– 10 cookies per package – each with a different fortune (though if you buy multiple packages, you might get repeats).

– WARNING: Not for children. Trust …

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Spitball Dartpad

– Shoot a spitball at the notepad to figure out what you should do next.

– Each page has 50 different “suggestions” to help you put stuff off until later.

– Straw included. Spitty paper not included.

– 40 sheets per pad.

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Nimble Noggin Dexterity Challenge

This is the game of skill that challenges children to keep a steady hand over a robotic corkscrew course. Children simply turn the crank to power up the robot’s internal dynamo, then pass a metal wand over the twists of the antenna. If the metal surfaces make contact, they complete an electronic circuit, …

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