Refrigerator Upgrade Magnet

The Refrigerator Upgrade Magnet has all the bells and whistles to turn your fridge into something cooler. A cooler cooler if you will. “Dispenses” nacho cheese, which really all you can ask for in a fridge accessory, right? $7.99 from …

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Sandwich Lunch Box

It’s no surprise what’s inside this giant Sandwich Lunch Box. Pack up your Dagwood and hit the road, kid. It’s also handy in case you come across any giant monsters on the way to school because you can simply feed them the lunchbox and they (having poor close vision) will eat it thinking …

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Heart Jello Mold

When you care enough to give the very most anatomically correct body parts. I really heart this Heart Jello Mold. It’s shaped just like a real heart. This plastic mold is ideal for lovebirds, med school students, and aspiring cannibals. Or lovebird cannibals in med school like my friend …

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Hose Nose Goo Candy Dispenser

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This is just gross. Unless the candy tastes good, in which case it’s grossly delicious. The Hose Nose goes over your nose and drips down gooey candy into your mouth. Nasty.

“Pick” one up at BaronBob

Freakin’ Magic Unicorn Gum

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Magic gum! From unicorns! You must chew this gum if you ever want to ride a unicorn. Can heal the sick, raise the dead, and freshen the breath. Fruity flavored – with a surprise printed on the inside of each box. FAQ: Is this unicorn poo? NO. Unicorns leave rainbow colored droppings. Will …

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Magnetic Funny Dog Salt and Pepper Shakers

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These hilarious “bad dog” salt and pepper shakers are sure to bring a laugh to your kitchen table. Available in dog bites lady and dog taking care of business on fire hydrant styles, each shaker is magnetic so those dogs stick to their target in just the right places. The look on the …

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Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookies

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- Tasty fortune cookies with evil, cruel, and funny fortunes inside.

- Wrappers are blank to blend in with any restaurant decor and surprise your target.

- 10 cookies per package – each with a different fortune (though if you buy multiple packages, you might get repeats).

- WARNING: Not for children. Trust …

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Oragami Napkins

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You know those fancy pants restaurants that always have their napkins all folded into an elaborate mess on the plate? AMATEURS!

Origami Napkins have four different designs, each with their own skill level. The instructions and folding lines are printed right on the napkin itself, so you won’t have to remember a thing. …

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Bottle of Wine Glass

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Why share? Fill this large wine glass with an entire bottle of wine.

The Bottle of Wine Glass is located somewhere on the “classy” continuum between “a passed out drunk clutching the last sips of his bottle of Nightrain” and drinking straight from the bottle. And that’s exactly where we like to be.

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Ice Cream Pint Sleeve

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The next time you hunker down on the couch to do battle with a pint of ice cream, do it with the Ice Cream Pint Sleeve. The neoprene insulated sleeve will keep your favorite flavor colder for longer and keep your hands warm at the same time.

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