Wind-Up Candy-Pooping Obama

Unlike the other 5 or 6 wind-up Barack Obama’s you probably already have sitting at your desk, this Wind-Up Obama poops out little candies. The candy is red, white, and blue and tastes like freedom with a tinge of bald eagle sweat. So good, so Presidential. It doesn’t matter who you’re voting for, …

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Glow Stick Party Cups

Light up your next party with Glow Stick Party Cups. Each cup has a glow stick along the rim to provide an entertaining way to drink. Great for nighttime (amirite?). Comes with six different colors to keep it freshy fresh.

Handgun Koozie

Oh, so you like shotgunning your beers? Because I prefer handgunning mine, thank you very much. The Kool Koozie, The Shooter is the koozie with the convenient pistol grip handle. So are you feeling lucky punk? Actually no, the person holding the beer is the lucky one. Bang bang, chug …

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Crime Scene Trivet

Add a little bit of humor to your cooking with a Crime Scene Silicone Red Trivet Hotpot Pan Holder. You may have to assure people that what they’re smelling is actually from your cooking and not a crime scene… or maybe you’re better off blaming it on the miniature crime scene in your …

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Scrabble Tiles Mug

How many points do you get for “coffee”? The Scrabble Tiles Mug takes the world’s greatest letter tile game (sorry Boggle, not this time) and puts it on your mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe and officially licensed. Now that’s what I call a triple word …

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Squat Toilet Rice Bowl

Gross out your friends with The Toilet Curry Rice Plate. It’s hilarious, it’s grotesque, it’s just plain weird. Ideally you’ll want to eat something like beans or curry or chocolate ice cream to get the fullest effect of the bowl.

Alien Egg Ice Cube Trays

Add a touch of insanity to your boring drinks (or normalcy to your insane drinks) with Alien Egg Ice Cube Trays. Makes 4 little alien eggs and 1 large alien egg. Can be used for chocolates and candies too. You can even use them to make fake colored chocolate alien eggs to use …

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I’m a Douche Coffee Mug

Instant office hilarity will ensue with the “I’m a Douche” Coffee Mug. It looks just like a regular white coffee mug (and it is) until the unsuspecting d-bag starts drinking and tilting the cup upwards revealing to the world just what he or she is (a douche). Great for your boss, interns, or …

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I Heart Farting “Musical” Mug

It’s a pretty established fact that coffee really gets the juices flowing and nothing is more relaxing and a true wake up in the morning for your significant other than an aromatic fresh brewed fart. If you or someone you know could qualify as one of the world’s largest suppliers of natural gas, …

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Gun Mug

I know what you’re thinking. “Did he put in six sugars or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a pistol grip Gun Mug, the most powerful handgun mug in the world, and would drink your head …

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