True Clean Towel Keeps Your Parts Separate

Parts is parts, right? Not so much when you’re using your towel. You probably want to keep your face out of your own ass, in a manner of speaking. The True Clean Towel has clearly designated top and bottom zones so you know which side of the towel to use where. It’s fun …

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1040 Toilet Paper

Taxes are due soon, show Uncle Sam what you really think about all that money you have to pay with a roll of 1040 Toilet Paper. It’s the funniest thing about taxes. You get 3-ply bathroom tissue printed with the 1040 form throughout it’s 200 …

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Toxic Gas Caution Cone

Sometimes a simple courtesy flush isn’t enough. Those who follow you to the “office” need a visual warning to steer clear until the cloud of horror clears. Let them know to keep out with a Toxic Gas Caution Cone, the ultimate bathroom warning system. Save innocent bystanders from a full on nasal assault, …

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Kim Jong-il Tongue Scraper

It’s a well known fact around international circles that Kim Jong-il has the freshest breath of any East Asian leader. The secret is tongue scraping. Now you too can have breath as fresh as the leader with a Kim Jong-il tongue scraper, the most unique bathroom accessory …

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Shower Microphone Sponge

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Don’t be a lame-o by singing in the shower without the right props. Here’s the microphone sponge that you’ll need to be a shower rock-star. The only other thing you’ll need is an amplifier sponge and you’re on your way.

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Celebrity Weight Scale

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With these deeply ironic scales you get to compare your weight with the likes of Fozzie Bear, Mr Ed (yes, the talking horse!), Donald Trump’s Combover and even the Baby Jesus. Just think, with the Celebrity Weighing Scales in the bathroom you’ll be itching to step aboard, not dreading the prospect. After all …

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Hook, Line, and Stinker

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Make sure you 1st hang your Gone Fishin Do Not Disturb sign on the bathroom door. Next sit on your throne a.k.a. fighting chair and cast into the vinyl printed pool. Try to hook one of the three colorful fish and reel it up. Be careful – no knee jerky movements or your …

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Toilet Paper Puzzle

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This thing is sure to make all of your guests howl with laughter…As they beat you over the head with this puzzle.

The idea is you can lock up your toilet paper with this devious puzzle. The only way they can “clean up” is to figure out the puzzle to unleash the TP. …

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Ninja Toothbrush Sanitizer

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Toothbrushes. Probably the most unsanitary thing we use. We stick it in our dirty mouth, rub it over bacteria and germs, and then to make things worse, we leave it out for dust, airborne germs, and the dreaded toilet flush residue to settle on. Ewwwww.

Bacteria Assassin Ninja to the rescue! Leave your …

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Runny Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

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The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny – not to mention practical – addition to any bathroom or shower stall.

Just squeeze or press the Nose, and shower gel (YOU pick the color!) oozes out of the right nostril. The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is easily refillable by unscrewing …

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