Butt Station Desktop Set

This desk set has it all. Besides being a piece of art for your desk, it’s also a tape dispenser, pen/pencil holder (in the back of the toilet and also in his mouth), and a post-it note holder. But there’s more. You can store paperclips in the toilet and when you lift your …

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Tear Away Planner Mousepad

The Tear Away Planner Mousepad is a mousepad and a planner all rolled into one (hopefully, you could have guessed that based on the product’s name). Just fill a sheet up with your plans for the week, and then tear off the top layer when the week is over and start again.

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Booklet Stapler

Finally a way to staple your own booklets and pamphlets. Length 4-1/2″; throat depth 2-3/4″. Top loads 50 mini staples.

Source: Amazon

Bullsh*t Button

“If you think that your colleague is beginning to spout a load of rubbish, just reach over and hit this to let him know what you think! When the big red button is pressed it lights up and various sound clips play, including: – ‘Warning! Warning! Bullsh*t Alert!’ – ‘Bullsh*t Detected! Take Precautions!’ …

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Mini File Cabinet

“Desk-top conversation starter is a scaled down replica of an office filing cabinet! Complete with LCD clock/calendar and A-Z index cards (included) to organize over 800 business cards in two drawers.” Get yours for only $13,98.

Source: The Lighter Side

Impatience Paper Animation Kit

 

“Pure distilled impatience, turn the handle and listen to the tappety-tap of impatient finger rapping!

Now pre-cut and pre-creased! Simply pop out the pieces and glue together. Complete step-by-step ifully illustrated instructions are provided.”

Source: perpetual kid

Laser Scissors

Cutting a straight line has never been easier. Just aim the pin-point laser and follow the line. The scissor blades are stainless steel and cut very clean with a micro serrated edge.

Source: stupidiotic

Laser Beam Safe

Keep your treasures secure. Motion detecting laser-lights, a secret code and thumbprint must be penetrated to get into the safe. Alarm sounds if the laser connection is broken or an incorrect code is entered. Keypad is hidden in a sliding panel.

Source: Discovery – $29,95

Lock Cup – Anti-Theft Coffee Cup

Are you tired of your co-workers stealing your coffee cup? Well now there’s a solution. Lock Cup is designed for people who share facilities such as the kitchen at their work place. The cup has a hole which prevents most people from using it. Only the owner of the cup can use his/hers shaped key to …

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Note Table

The Note Table is made up from 5000 sheets of paper which is then bound through the application of PVA glue. The table brings together the two functions of table and notebad. Note Table costs a whopping £700 and when you run out of paper, I bet your local Staples is not able …

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