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 Some say the human body is a model of perfection. I say no. Can we grasp objects like a frakin’ octopus? No? Then there’s room for improvement. Until bio-aquatic sea life engineers perfect cephalopod to human limb transfers, we’ll have to make do with the Inflatable Tentacle Arm, mankind’s greatest triumph in inflatable …  These hooks are guaranteed to have the muscle to hold up whatever you are hanging. Strong Arm Hooks give you a bicep curl of hooking power. Double suction cups keep the hook attached to most any flat surface. The gun show is over, …  Take your whoopee cushion pranking on the go with a Whoopee Cushion Keychain. Eliminates all that awkward blowing up the cushion and trying to slip it under someone’s rear without looking like you’re trying to goose them by pocket-sizing it. Press the button to hear one of three different fart sounds. Pull my …  When you think Star Trek, you have to be thinking potatoes too, right? Well you will now with Star Trek Potatoheads, available in Kirk and Spock (what, no Bones or Scotty? Are you out of your Vulcan mind? Weaksauce!) Rearrange your favorite Trek characters like they just got scrambled trying to get beamed …  Forget that suction cup Garfield in your car window, there’s a new animal car accessory in town and it’s Hitch Critters. These animals hitch a ride on your vehicle’s trailer hitch, giving it personality to what is otherwise just a boring nub (that’s what she said). But these animals do more than just …  I know what you’re thinking. “Did he put in six sugars or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a pistol grip Gun Mug, the most powerful handgun mug in the world, and would drink your head …  Is that a man coming out of the vent on your wall or just a Trapped Man Vent Wall Decal? Freak out your unsuspecting friends or co-workers with the decal that looks like a real vent with a very special surprise in it. It’s actually made of a thick plastic to give it …  It’s the sweetest shower cap you’ll ever see. Put a sweat treat on your meat(head) with the Ice Cream Cone Shower Cap. Since you can’t actually eat a real ice cream cone in the shower (or can you?) this is the next best thing, more or less. At least your head will stay …  Two in the pink, one in the stink! It’s The Shocker Costume, guaranteed laughs and high fives from those who know what it is. For those who don’t, use your imagination a bit, pervs. Great for Halloween or just lounging around the …  Golf isn’t the easiest sport so why would you want to make it even more difficult? Because you can. Camouflage Golf Balls are a great gag gift for the golfer. These balls come in a pair, like all balls should, and come in an appropriately inappropriate shaped container. Good … |
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