An awesome dark putty that is highly magnetic, and can do some crazy tricks. Neodymium Iron Boron magnet included. Seriously, this stuff is freaky. If you place it near the magnet, it will stretch out, find it, attach to it, and then begin to envelop it.

What else can it do?

* It Bounces!
* It Stretches, Contorts & Squishes !
* It lifts comics! (as any self-respecting putty would)
* It Shears & Tears ! (learn how!)
* It Even Shatters !!! (learn why!)
* It Drips From Ceilings (learn how!)

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Be the hit at your next luau!

A world-famous instrument synonymous with Hawaiian culture, this is the four-stringed ukulele and instructional DVD that teaches beginners to become proficient players.

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- Tasty fortune cookies with evil, cruel, and funny fortunes inside.

- Wrappers are blank to blend in with any restaurant decor and surprise your target.

- 10 cookies per package – each with a different fortune (though if you buy multiple packages, you might get repeats).

- WARNING: Not for children. Trust us.

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This is the watch that provides daily exercise guidance to help achieve personal fitness goals. An initial assessment test gauges overall fitness; maximum oxygen uptake and resting heart rate are evaluated.

Two exercise programs that follow guidelines set by the American College of Sports Medicine–improving fitness and weight management–help guide the wearer before, during, and after exercise based upon results of the fitness test.

During exercise, the watch provides real-time intensity feedback using an exercise progress indicator that alerts the wearer when more or less effort is required to keep heart rate within specified parameters and displaying average heart rate, kcal consumption, heart rate zone, and time.

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At the most basic, zombie rights advocates believe that the living-challenged deserve the same treatment as we afford to living beings. Just because their desires are more focused now doesn’t mean that they shouldn’t be able to pursue and achieve the same happiness as others.

Wear the shirt and protect Zombies rights now!

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Pretty clever, dontcha think?

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- Shoot a spitball at the notepad to figure out what you should do next.

- Each page has 50 different “suggestions” to help you put stuff off until later.

- Straw included. Spitty paper not included.

- 40 sheets per pad.

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This is the game of skill that challenges children to keep a steady hand over a robotic corkscrew course. Children simply turn the crank to power up the robot’s internal dynamo, then pass a metal wand over the twists of the antenna. If the metal surfaces make contact, they complete an electronic circuit, making the android buzz and flash his lights in robotic reproof–providing all the motivation a child needs to try, try again. The robotic noggin requires no batteries or external power and has no parts that can become lost.

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App Magnets are really cool square magnets that are very similar to the apps in your iDevice. You can build a pretend phone on your fridge. Or you can get really clever and use the app on the magnet to indicate what you are securing under it.

They look like your apps, but they are magnets. For your fridge and stuff. 18 different magnets per set.

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This is the skatecycle–the next generation recreational vehicle that won an International Design Excellence Award and a permanent place in the Henry Ford Museum. It combines the foot control of snowboarding, the balanced turning of skateboarding, and the nimble, undulating movements of casterboarding.

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