Hey Ryan Gosling Earrings

Get your Gosling on (literally) with these Hey Ryan Gosling Earrings. It’s a pair of post-backed studs with a stud named Ryan on them. It might just be the closest you get to Mr. Gosling. That’s right, we said Mr., show some …

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Das Kapital Bank

Pay into the machine with the Das Kapital Coin Bank. This bank features the bust of philosopher Karl Marx. Of course Mr. Marx would have you believe that when your bank fills up, you need to share the money with everyone. But since we’re not living in a Marxist regime, feel free to …

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Wind-Up Candy-Pooping Obama

Unlike the other 5 or 6 wind-up Barack Obama’s you probably already have sitting at your desk, this Wind-Up Obama poops out little candies. The candy is red, white, and blue and tastes like freedom with a tinge of bald eagle sweat. So good, so Presidential. It doesn’t matter who you’re voting for, …

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Grillz Pacifier

Bling your baby with a Grillz Pacifier. Kids, they grow up so fast these days. Junior may still be in diapers, but he’s got more style than you will ever have. 100% pure baller, …

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Super Obama Bobblehead Set

President by day, superhero by night? It could happen. Or you could make it happen on your desk or shelf with the Obama/Super Obama Nodniks set of two bobbleheads by Funko. Or keep one out and one stashed away depending on how you feel Obama’s done each …

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Kim Jong-il Tongue Scraper

It’s a well known fact around international circles that Kim Jong-il has the freshest breath of any East Asian leader. The secret is tongue scraping. Now you too can have breath as fresh as the leader with a Kim Jong-il tongue scraper, the most unique bathroom accessory …

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Solar Powered Waving Queen

God save the Queen! The Solar Queen is a tiny figurine of the Queen of England that waves her wrist subtly when placed in sunlight. A gesture cultivated over the centuries and a true mark of royalty. Cheers.

Tip Alert Hubby

Ladies, keep your husband in line with the Tip Alert toilet seat alarm. Stick onto the bottom any toilet seat and when he doesn’t put the seat down one of three “funny” messages will remind him to do so. Funny for you that is. Annoying for him. A night light flashes every 15 …

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Gyrowheel

Ever see a bike stand up on its own without training wheels? It can if it’s sporting a Gyrowheel! The disk inside the Gyrowheel spins independently of the wheel itself, creating a force which balances even the shakiest of riders. As your child gets less wobbly, you can turn down the level of …

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Arm Sleeper Pillow

My only question: How long can anyone sleep like that?

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