Hey Ryan Gosling Earrings

Get your Gosling on (literally) with these Hey Ryan Gosling Earrings. It’s a pair of post-backed studs with a stud named Ryan on them. It might just be the closest you get to Mr. Gosling. That’s right, we said Mr., show some …

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Chill Baby Volume Knob Pacifier

Ever wish there was a way to simply turn down the volume on a screaming baby? Well you can’t really do that, but it sure looks like it with the Chill Baby Volume Pacifier. Plop in this BPA-free silicone pacifier into the baby’s mouth and the volume drops to zero. And thank goodness …

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iWipers Windshield Wiper Eyeglasses

There’s nothing worse than getting rain in your eyes. Wouldn’t it be great if you had glasses to protect your eyes? And those glasses had windshield wipers so they would stay clear? Well you can with iWipers, which are kind of like sunglasses for the rain. Keep your vision clear even when the …

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Fist Bump Explosion Sound Effect Ring

Fist bump…explosion! It’s not really an explosion without and explosion sound. Surely you couldn’t expect to make that sound with your mouth? Let the Fist Bump Explosion Ring do the work for you. Bump it and get one of three different ka-boom explosion sounds coming right from the ring. Also works with handshakes, …

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Tattoupees

Hide your bald head with something more exciting than a boring old rug. It’s Tattoupees, the temporary tattoos designed for your bald head. There are 35 different tattoos in each pack, ranging from a power outlet to a bullseye to buys and footprints to an actual toupee. Make your friends with hair jealous …

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Ask Me About My T-Rex Shirt

It’s the shirt that does something when asked. The two-sided Ask Me About My T.Rex Shirt is not printed on the front and back, it’s on the inside out and outside. When someone asks about your dinosaur, flip over the shirt to roar at their bony ass. Sure it’s tricky to chase someone …

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Skid Marked Underwear Safe

This seems like a pretty secure spot to store your valuables while traveling: The Brief Safe Hidden Contents Travel Passport Wallet. Inside this pair of underwear is a 4″ by 10″ velcro compartment to hold stuff you don’t want people going through. And nobody will go through it since the underwear comes pre-skid …

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Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask

Another Thanksgiving disaster? Best to preemptively just hide your face in a Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask. Then at least you have an excuse as to why you cooked the turkey still sealed in it’s plastic wrapping from the supermarket. Save yourself from the ire of flung mashed potatoes and sweet potato pies splattered …

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Middle Finger Costume

Give all those lame costumes out there the finger with the Middle Finger Costume. Flip the bird without lifting a finger. Show everyone that you’re “number one”! Wear your true feelings on your sleeve, or head. I’ve got to “hand” it to this …

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Doctor Who Tardis Bath Robe

Travel through time and space… or just from your bathroom to bedroom with the Doctor Who Tardis Bath Robe. Sure you’re technically dressing up as a phonebooth but it’s 100% cotton and super soft so at least you’ll be comfortable. No budding timelord or science fiction fanatic should be without …

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