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 It’s the sweetest shower cap you’ll ever see. Put a sweat treat on your meat(head) with the Ice Cream Cone Shower Cap. Since you can’t actually eat a real ice cream cone in the shower (or can you?) this is the next best thing, more or less. At least your head will stay …  Two in the pink, one in the stink! It’s The Shocker Costume, guaranteed laughs and high fives from those who know what it is. For those who don’t, use your imagination a bit, pervs. Great for Halloween or just lounging around the …  Secret agent man….ehh I probably should Google up the lyrics to that song and post them but I’m way too lazy- you do it. Kthx. Holster your phone like a secret agent with the Secret Agent Cell Phone Holder, the only cell phone holster that comes with a 70′s style fake mustache and …  It’s so easy to become a superhero with the Superhero in a Box. Just open the box, put on your cape, mask, and wristbands and you’re ready to save the day. Seriously it’s that easy. Forget training. Forget skills. Forget getting super powers when something horrific happened to you. Forget everything you know …  You’re in trouble- no more like- urine trouble. Stop the dribble. Strap on a Pee Pee Bib and mop up those drips before they leave embarrassing wet spots on your pants. Hilarious gag for bachelor party, over-the-hill gift, etc. …  Sometimes a slipper is not just a slipper! These Freudian Slippers will get you in the mood for cigars on horseback in tunnels. Your id, ego and super-ego all agree you need these slippers!  Give your minor skin injuries some personality with Mustache Bandages, the classiest way to heal. With Mustache Bandages the fun never stops, in fact you’ll like them so much you’ll want to be cut and scraped up again and again. Remember kids, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an …  There’s nothing fishy about these Sushi Slippers. Take off your shoes and get comfy in a delectable set of salmon (orange) and tuna (red) rolls. Handmade from plush fleece with extra-cushy batting and no-slip, water resistant soles. Truly comfort food for the sole. Sole, get it? Just make sure you don’t put any …  This is just gross. Unless the candy tastes good, in which case it’s grossly delicious. The Hose Nose goes over your nose and drips down gooey candy into your mouth. Nasty. “Pick” one up at BaronBob 
At the most basic, zombie rights advocates believe that the living-challenged deserve the same treatment as we afford to living beings. Just because their desires are more focused now doesn’t mean that they shouldn’t be able to pursue and achieve the same happiness as others. Wear the shirt and protect Zombies rights now! … |
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