Googly Eyes Bag Clip

Those eyes are going craaaaaazy. Keep your chips fresh and your kitchen style fresher with these Googly Eye Bag Clips. Each one clips a bag tightly shut with eyes that really move around. It’s probably the most fun you can have while keeping your food fresh (wait, my refrigerator is saying no. What …

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Million Dollar Blanket

Sleep like a millionaire with the Million Dollar Blanket. At least that’s how I think they sleep, after they dive headfirst into their piles of gold coins followed by their duck nephews. This comfy blanket has a giant million dollar bill printed on one side. Made of 100% polyester so it’s machine washable …

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Solar Powered Mooning Gnome

Looks like there’s a full moon out tonight- no wait it’s just a friendly garden gnome bending over. This Solar Powered Mooning Gnome charges up with the sun during the day and gives off a fun glow from his exposed rear end at night. Made of plastic and awesomeness, it measures 7.5″ x …

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Punching Bag Laundry Bag

Got some smelly gym clothes? How about anger management issues and dirty clothes? Boxing fan with a lot of laundry? Combine your interests with the Punching Bag Laundry Bag. Turn your chore into a workout- just like Rocky did with the sides of beef, except with a lot less salmonella and potential health …

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Magnetic Gummy Bears

Stick ’em up… with gummy bears. It’s the sweetest way to hold things up- Gummy Bear Magnets. But instead of sugary edible treats, these are plastic utilitarian tools. You get a set of five in orange, red, clear, green, and yellow. Each measures 2″ high and is totally …

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Crusader Helmet Garbage Can

Oh how the mighty have fallen. Once a mighty warrior helmet, now nothing but a trash bin. But a very cool trash bin at that. The Crusader Helmet Garbage Can is made of cast resin finished in a faux metal style. Great for your (really really) retro decor and general …

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Pi Christmas Stocking

It’s been mathematically proven that the Pi Christmas Stocking holds 3.14 times the amount of stocking stuffers and goodies that a standard boring one footed stocking holds. Also regular Christmas stockings don’t have the pi symbol all over them. It’s pretty common knowledge that Santa Claus loves pi (and pie). Comes with two …

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Cash Tree

Who says money doesn’t grow on trees? It does when you’ve got a Cash Tree. Nice looking tree has little clips at the end of each branch to hold the dollar dollar bills y’all. It’s fall, time to drop those leaves and make it rain, baby! Can also be used to hold cards …

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LED Digit Magnets

Write any words you want in LED style with LED Digit Magnets. You get 566 small magnets which is enough to make any word you want on your fridge or locker or other magnetic surface. Comes with a metal tin so you won’t lose them …

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Motion Activated Solar Frog

Scare the crap out of anyone who goes into your yard in a really cute way with a Motion Activated Solar Frog. This eco-friendly frog lets out a series of ribbits and his LED eyes light up whenever motion is detected. The solar cell charges the frog, letting it stay lit for up …

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