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 Stab your meat or your enemies with the Ninja BBQ Set. This is the only set of barbecue tools you will see in the next 5 minutes that has ninja sword handles- guaranteed. The ninja code of conduct prevents me from telling you this directly but this fork and spatula set is, how …
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 Drink your drink with Stache Straws and cover up the inevitable milk mustache. It’s the 3 inch clip-on mustache and straw set. Great for parties, dishwasher safe, might even get you laid. Well certainly you’re more likely to get some action with this than a milk …
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 A fondue pot shaped like a toilet bowl? That’s not fondue, that’s fon-don’t. This little piece of culinary bizarreness comes from Japan, where apparently the expression “don’t shit where you eat” gets lost in translation. Putting chocolate in there just makes it worse. Happy Valentine’s Day. (via …
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 Stick ‘em up… with gummy bears. It’s the sweetest way to hold things up- Gummy Bear Magnets. But instead of sugary edible treats, these are plastic utilitarian tools. You get a set of five in orange, red, clear, green, and yellow. Each measures 2″ high and is totally …
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 Another Thanksgiving disaster? Best to preemptively just hide your face in a Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask. Then at least you have an excuse as to why you cooked the turkey still sealed in it’s plastic wrapping from the supermarket. Save yourself from the ire of flung mashed potatoes and sweet potato pies splattered …
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 Be careful, it’s fragile- must be Italian. Get into the Ralphie season with a Christmas Story Sculpted Leg Lamp Mug. Ho ho ho, you’ll shoot your eye out kid. If A Christmas Story is going to be on TV virtually 24/7 during the holiday season, you’re gonna need some coffee to catch all …
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 Unlike the other 5 or 6 wind-up Barack Obama’s you probably already have sitting at your desk, this Wind-Up Obama poops out little candies. The candy is red, white, and blue and tastes like freedom with a tinge of bald eagle sweat. So good, so Presidential. It doesn’t matter who you’re voting for, …
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 Light up your next party with Glow Stick Party Cups. Each cup has a glow stick along the rim to provide an entertaining way to drink. Great for nighttime (amirite?). Comes with six different colors to keep it freshy fresh.
 Oh, so you like shotgunning your beers? Because I prefer handgunning mine, thank you very much. The Kool Koozie, The Shooter is the koozie with the convenient pistol grip handle. So are you feeling lucky punk? Actually no, the person holding the beer is the lucky one. Bang bang, chug …
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 Add a little bit of humor to your cooking with a Crime Scene Silicone Red Trivet Hotpot Pan Holder. You may have to assure people that what they’re smelling is actually from your cooking and not a crime scene… or maybe you’re better off blaming it on the miniature crime scene in your …
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