Personal Submarine

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What can you say about this – the photo says it all. You know you want one. And to make things even better, they offer free shipping for orders over $99.

Get One Here: Hammacher Schlemmer

Bottle of Wine Glass

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Why share? Fill this large wine glass with an entire bottle of wine.

The Bottle of Wine Glass is located somewhere on the “classy” continuum between “a passed out drunk clutching the last sips of his bottle of Nightrain” and drinking straight from the bottle. And that’s exactly where we like to be.

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Reverse Gear Three Wheeled Cruiser

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This is the only single-speed, three-wheeled cruiser with a reverse gear for easy backwards movement. Unlike other vehicles that require a wide turn or dismounting to reverse direction, this one has an easy-to-use gear shift that once engaged, requires only pedaling backwards.

I never really “got” these things, but if you’re into three …

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Pumponator Balloon Pumping Station

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Water balloon fights are awesome, but trying to fill up your ammo from a faucet or hose typically requires a saint’s patience. Forget that hassle and bask in the pure joy of water balloon battles with the Pumponator Balloon Pumping Station.

The 60-ounce dispenser makes it quick and easy to fill balloons. Simply …

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Klingon Korkscrew

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Avoid interstellar incidents by opening your own corked beverages of choice, be it French Bordeaux, English cask-conditioned ales, or even Klingon War Nog or Blood Wine should you have any, with this stylish Klingon Bird-of-Prey Starship corkscrew.

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Pet High Chair

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Well here’s a winning idea! How many times have you said to yourself, “Boy, I bet poor ol’ Winchester is so lonely eating by himself on the floor. I wish there was some way that he could eat with the rest of the family.” Your prayers have been answered.

And since this chair …

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Hook, Line, and Stinker

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Make sure you 1st hang your Gone Fishin Do Not Disturb sign on the bathroom door. Next sit on your throne a.k.a. fighting chair and cast into the vinyl printed pool. Try to hook one of the three colorful fish and reel it up. Be careful – no knee jerky movements or your …

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Foldaway Massage Chair

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Ahhhhhh. This is what I need at my desk at work.

From the site: This chair provides an invigorating leg and foot massage and folds to the size of a small ottoman. The air cells along the sides of the footwells inflate and deflate to deliver a kneading and compression massage that relieves …

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Perfect Pasta Timer

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Is this something we really need? You can enter in the shape of the pasta, the amount you are cooking, and whether you like it cooked regular or al dente. It also has a probe to let you know when the water is the right temperature. It beeps when your pasta is ready.

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16 Million Color Lamp

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This lamp projects ever changing colors onto the wall to create mood lighting. I want one.

Here are the specs right from the site: This lamp produces 16,777,216 different colors of accent light. The lamp’s four LEDs (two red, one blue, and one green) generate 256 different hues, 256 levels of saturation, and …

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