Fun Slides Carpet Skates

Strap on a pair of Simtec Fun Slides Carpet Skates and you’ll be glad glad glad that you’re a glide. Slide across the carpet as if it were a sheet of ice. Highly static ice, with ugly floral patterns and weird stains, but ice nonetheless. Play hockey indoors…or even some games with real …

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Mega Mouth Puppet

You know who has a big mouth? You do, when you’ve got a Play Visions Mega Mouth on your arm. It’s a pretty accurate mouth shaped puppet and it’s huge. Mega huge. Great for getting all scientific or just goofing off. Even goofing off scientifically, which is also fun- in a very measured …

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Tauntaun Hobby Horse

It’s the classic children’s toy reinvented, re-imagined and re-geekified into a Star Wars toy. The Tauntaun Hobby Horse will have you kid running around like they’re Luke Skywalker on Hoth. Ride that stick pony, young Jedi for soon you will learn a deep family secret that will make you question all your beliefs …

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Inflatable Tentacle Arm

Some say the human body is a model of perfection. I say no. Can we grasp objects like a frakin’ octopus? No? Then there’s room for improvement. Until bio-aquatic sea life engineers perfect cephalopod to human limb transfers, we’ll have to make do with the Inflatable Tentacle Arm, mankind’s greatest triumph in inflatable …

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Star Trek Mr. Potatoheads

When you think Star Trek, you have to be thinking potatoes too, right? Well you will now with Star Trek Potatoheads, available in Kirk and Spock (what, no Bones or Scotty? Are you out of your Vulcan mind? Weaksauce!) Rearrange your favorite Trek characters like they just got scrambled trying to get beamed …

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Dr. Who Dancing Desktop Dalek

What? Dr. Who Dalek. Where? On your desk. When? Now. Why? Patrolling. Who? Dr. Who. The Dr. Who Desktop Dalek moves around your desk. Sensors keep it from bumping into anything. When the sensors alert it to turn around it says “Exterminate”. If that annoys your coworkers you can destroy them with lasers …

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World’s Smallest Walkie Talkies

Walkie Talkies are always fun. Kids today probably just Facetime on their cellphones instead but back in the day Walkies were the shiznizzle. This is the (self proclaimed I think) World’s Smallest Walkie Talkies measuring less than 2 inches square, not including the antenna. Back in my day, carrying a walkie talkie involved …

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Blobimals Melting Putty Monster

Blobimals are creative putty toys that are different each time. Shape the Blobimal into whatever blob-like shape you want and then stick in the plastic legs, arms, eyes, appendages, and mouth to create a unique Blobimal. If you leave him alone for long enough, he will slowly melt into a puddle of flat …

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Super Obama Bobblehead Set

President by day, superhero by night? It could happen. Or you could make it happen on your desk or shelf with the Obama/Super Obama Nodniks set of two bobbleheads by Funko. Or keep one out and one stashed away depending on how you feel Obama’s done each …

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Monopoly Money Refill Pack

Some people like to throw their cash around like it’s Monopoly money. Now you can too but it’s not going to cost you a dime (ok maybe a little). Just whip out your wad of Monopoly money and add it to the pile. Lousy service at a restaurant? Tip with Monopoly money. Friend …

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