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 Hey mon, have a banana mon. Get your supersized plush on island style with a Giant 5 And 1/2 Foot Stuffed Rasta Banana . It’s a Jamaican Dreadlock Rastafarian Banana (which coincidentally is also my band’s name). Just don’t get upset if you bet your life savings on a carnival game trying to …
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 Can you tell if someone is straight or gay? Is your internal gaydar up to snuff? Use modern technology to help you out. Just point the Electronic Gaydar Detector at someone and it will proclaim “Gaydar activated”, then flash and beep as it performs complex internal calculations. Once it decides, it not only …
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 Fist bump…explosion! It’s not really an explosion without and explosion sound. Surely you couldn’t expect to make that sound with your mouth? Let the Fist Bump Explosion Ring do the work for you. Bump it and get one of three different ka-boom explosion sounds coming right from the ring. Also works with handshakes, …
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 Get your geek on with a Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock Dice Set. It’s an upgrade to your favorite childhood game. Not only are there two new figures, there’s also dice so you can use those finger for something else. Comes with it’s own bag with the game chart so you know who …
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 When you’re dropping stink bombs, it’s only common courtesy to give potential victims a visual warning before they enter “the zone”. That’s where your Fart Alert Construction Sign comes in. It’s motion-activated and speaks 8 hilarious warnings along with the blinking light. If anyone does go past the sign, it’s obviously at their …
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 Arm your… uhmm arms.. with the Inflatable Mini-Gun Arm. And by minigun we mean maxigun cause this thing is actually pretty huge, yet lightweight since it’s full of air. Measures over 2 feet long of 99.44% pure destruction and mayhem. Can cause some serious damage (if you bop someone over the head with …
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 Stuck at your desk working on yet another boring spreadsheet? Are the numbers not adding up…again? Waiting for your boss to come back from a “meeting” to approve the one tiny thing that will let you get on with the rest of your workday? You need help. Time to send out the Mini …
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 Class up the joint with a bow tie. But not just any regular boring bow tie, a Spinning Bow Tie. But not your grandfather’s spinning bow tie, a new one with a push button remote control. There are only two proper ways to punctuate a joke- the sideways cane and tophat tipping shuffle …
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 I’d give my left nut to have a Spare Left Nut. There’s no problems giving your left nut for something when you have a spare. What makes this on the left one exactly? That’s just ballsy to claim it’s the left. Besides that poor right nut, nobody ever wants to give him away …
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 Obummer! Pull his finger! The Farting Obama Doll is appropriate for both Obama lovers and haters. Pull the President’s finger and he says one of 21 hilarious sayings, each punctuated by ripping toot at the end. Check the video:
Sounds like a solution to the gas problem to …
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