These onion goggles have a comfortable foam seal that protects ones eyes from irritating onion vapors. Their hip design may result in a few giggles but you’ll have the last laugh. Comes with a storage case to keep goggles clean.
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these would be pointless, as the irritating action of cutting an onion doesnt start by getting the vapors in your eyes, but in your sinuses.