Let me introduce you Intimate Controllers- a platform where video games are played by couples touching each other. There are two controllers. The woman’s controller is a bra with 6 sensors. The man’s controller is a pair of shorts with 6 sensors. When playing, a man stands behind woman so each has access to others sensors. For example Pong is played simply by touching the left breast for the pong paddle to go left and the right breast to go right.
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omfg. can there be anything else video games can do!? I’ll do it, give me a test run, just need a girl with a good sense of humor and a large need to be touched.
HAH!!! these would be absolutely hilarious, not to mention that they could take relationships farther and faster than ever before. 😉
i love it
its really the sexiest game on the planet!!! but a gal badly wanted…big boobs..:)
I don’t like the design of the male controller. Who needs shorts when we have a built-in joystick!
All well and good, but how many games can be played in less than 2 minutes? 😉
I NEED that lol
Perfect for me and the boyfriend.
Now pets can play too!
Soo…. Are they on the market? Probably not.
That is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the weirdst game.
if people are that into touching each other..why don’t they just get a ROOM
A great icebreaker! Especially if the “controllers” short-circuit!!
hey some of us have bigger boobs than that and need a bigger bra
i don’t think this is that great of an idea although it is kinda cool i doubt anyone would stick to groping when they could just have sex for free
you are of course joking, and naturally you are all males….. to even fall for a stunt like this you are all wet dreaming. get a real life
she looks like she’s reaching for his joystick. where’s her controller? see how he likes having his parts yanked at random.
I aint gettin you another god damn bagel…ohhh sorry!!this game rox…i love to touch woman in there private spots…especially f they have big ol’ tits..you no what i mean guys?!?!?!?
The one major flaw with this concept is that anyone who would actually buy/try these would be way too nerdy to have a girlfriend.
Spectacular fail.
LOL this is so cool! and funny! where is this available?