Freakin’ Magic Unicorn Gum

Magic gum! From unicorns!
You must chew this gum if you ever want to ride a unicorn.
Can heal the sick, raise the dead, and freshen the breath.
Fruity flavored – with a surprise printed on the inside of each box.
FAQ: Is this unicorn poo? NO. Unicorns leave rainbow colored droppings.
Will I taste the rainbow? Only if you combine magic unicorn gum with Starburst.
Since unicorns aren’t real—-I’ma let you finish but unicorns are very real and they’re spectacular.