Why be normal? Get yourself a USB Pickle Light and illuminate your work area with the light of Snooki’s favorite food (yes we have no shame in spouting off such knowledge gems like that one). Like Vinny in the smush room, you can flex this pickle into any direction you want. Unlike the smush room, you probably won’t have to get tested after you’re all done. If it’s good enough for Snooki, it’s good enough for me. Gotta go, cabs here. Cab’s heeeere.
I thought this post would be ridiculous due to the fact that it’s about a pickle USB light, what a pleasant surprise to experience all of the added ridiculousness of Jersey Shore references.