Tattoupees

Hide your bald head with something more exciting than a boring old rug. It’s Tattoupees, the temporary tattoos designed for your bald head. There are 35 different tattoos in each pack, ranging from a power outlet to a bullseye to buys and footprints to an actual toupee. Make your friends with hair jealous …

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USB Pickle Light

Why be normal? Get yourself a USB Pickle Light and illuminate your work area with the light of Snooki’s favorite food (yes we have no shame in spouting off such knowledge gems like that one). Like Vinny in the smush room, you can flex this pickle into any direction you want. Unlike the …

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Make Anything USB with Stick on USB Cable

You can make anything appear to be USB compatible with the USB-It Stick on USB Cable. Just stick it onto whatever you want and it’ll look like it’s a USB device. Your car, food, the couch, small pets, can of beer, whatever you want. Attach it on with the double-side adhesive discs and …

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Magnetic Funny Dog Salt and Pepper Shakers

These hilarious “bad dog” salt and pepper shakers are sure to bring a laugh to your kitchen table. Available in dog bites lady and dog taking care of business on fire hydrant styles, each shaker is magnetic so those dogs stick to their target in just the right places. The look on the …

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Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookies

– Tasty fortune cookies with evil, cruel, and funny fortunes inside.

– Wrappers are blank to blend in with any restaurant decor and surprise your target.

– 10 cookies per package – each with a different fortune (though if you buy multiple packages, you might get repeats).

– WARNING: Not for children. Trust …

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Talking Tissue Box

Each time you reach for a tissue from the Ah-Choo Talking Tissue Box, it imitates your illness with one of six sneezing and coughing sounds. They say laughter is the best medicine so with the Sneezing Tissue Box you’ll be better than new in no time.

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Wine Doormat

A great way to welcome your guests when they come by the house. The doormat says it all… “We Serve Only the Finest California Wines. Did You Bring Any?” and it pretty much tells them what kind of state you’re in.

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Funny Faced Pet Bird Feeders

Just attach ears, eyes, nose, mouth and birdseed-holding paws to any wall, fence or tree. Only $8,95 per set!

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