Zombie Slippers

If there’s one thing zombies like it’s brains… and feet. Now you can slip your feet into a pair of Zombies Afoot Plush Slippers and stomp out those beasts. The zombies get to try to eat your legs, you get warm feet, everyone’s …

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Crawling Zombie Doorstop

The zombie invasion is taking over your home. Zombies don’t need to come in via the door but you do, so why not put those zombies to work holding the door for you? The Zombie Door Stop (Crawling) is exquisitely crafted show all the gory details and function as an undead door …

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People for the Ethical Treatment of Zombies TShirt

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At the most basic, zombie rights advocates believe that the living-challenged deserve the same treatment as we afford to living beings. Just because their desires are more focused now doesn’t mean that they shouldn’t be able to pursue and achieve the same happiness as others.

Wear the shirt and protect Zombies rights now!

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Zombie Blood Energy Potion

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Mmmmmmmmm. Zombie blood.

Zombie Blood Caffeinated Energy Potion is loaded with iron, protein, electrolytes, and other fancy things to have the same nutrients and consistency of real blood. Throw in some lime flavoring and greenness, and you have the recipe for realistic Zombie Blood!

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How To Speak Zombie Book

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This guidebook features an electronic sound module so you’ll be able to learn proper zombie pronunciation. Remember, it’s “RAHHHhh!” not “Rawr” or “Raaaaah.” Helpful text explores the customs and etiquette of living in a zombie world and detailed illustrations will let you peek into the everyday lives of the undead as they’re working …

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