Parts is parts, right? Not so much when you’re using your towel. You probably want to keep your face out of your own ass, in a manner of speaking. The True Clean Towel has clearly designated top and bottom zones so you know which side of the towel to use where. It’s fun and hygienic. The $19 towel is made of 100% double spun cotton and measures 5×2.5 feet. Did we really just do a post about a towel? Yes.