Some say the human body is a model of perfection. I say no. Can we grasp objects like a frakin’ octopus? No? Then there’s room for improvement. Until bio-aquatic sea life engineers perfect cephalopod to human limb transfers, we’ll have to make do with the Inflatable Tentacle Arm, mankind’s greatest triumph in inflatable engineering since the inflatable guitar was invented to rock out weddings, sweet 16’s, bar mitzvahs, and quinceaneras. You might ask why do I need this? To which we counter, why don’t you need this? Exactly.