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 Arm your… uhmm arms.. with the Inflatable Mini-Gun Arm. And by minigun we mean maxigun cause this thing is actually pretty huge, yet lightweight since it’s full of air. Measures over 2 feet long of 99.44% pure destruction and mayhem. Can cause some serious damage (if you bop someone over the head with …  Meow. What’s that, you want to be a unicorn? Purrrr. Ok, no problem then, I’ll just put this Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats directly on your head and turn you into a unicat. Why yes, I am aware that you will destroy this thing with your claws within the first ten seconds of …  Put on your big boy soccer shorts cause this Giant Inflatable Soccer Ball is well… a huge blow-up piece of sports equipment, a massive expanding sphere of fun, a big air-filled backyard toy, a ginormous… you get the idea. It’s 6 feet across, and hte size of 91 beach balls. DOn’t worry you …  Some say the human body is a model of perfection. I say no. Can we grasp objects like a frakin’ octopus? No? Then there’s room for improvement. Until bio-aquatic sea life engineers perfect cephalopod to human limb transfers, we’ll have to make do with the Inflatable Tentacle Arm, mankind’s greatest triumph in inflatable …  It’s good to be the king! The problem with being the king though is that you can’t take it with you. Sure you can bring along your crown and sceptre, and tasters and jesters and manservants, but the throne is always a tricky one. Not anymore! Grab yourself an Inflatable Throne and live …  Stuck in a windowless office or interior cubicle all day long? Live in a basement apartment/death trap? Incarcerated yet still have Internet access and are reading this site and can order stuff online delivered right to your cell? You might just be the perfect candidate for an Instant Inflatable Window. Open the can, …  You never know when you’re going to need a spare brain so it’s always a good idea to carry one with you. But with space in your bag at a premium, you should get an Emergency Inflatable Brain so you can keep it deflated until you really need that brain. The vinyl brain … 
A really big black cat just in time for Halloween. Or Christmas. Or just to let your neighbors know that you mean business. Get One Here: Hammacher Schlemmer 
Stock your cupboard with our Cat-In-A-Can so you’ll always have ample inflatable felines to get you through the winter. Each kitty will provide you with a convenient companion that won’t leave hairballs on the carpet or use the armchair as a scratching post. No litter box to scoop or clean. No trips to … 
This is a giant soccer ball. A really super-huge, giant soccer ball. Not much else to say. Man, that’s a big soccer ball. Get One Here: Hammacher Schlemmer |
 
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