Another Thanksgiving disaster? Best to preemptively just hide your face in a Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask. Then at least you have an excuse as to why you cooked the turkey still sealed in it’s plastic wrapping from the supermarket. Save yourself from the ire of flung mashed potatoes and sweet potato pies splattered like a clown’s whipped cream pie as the shit hits the fan (or in your case, your fans hitting the shitter). Next year we do take out.