Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask

Another Thanksgiving disaster? Best to preemptively just hide your face in a Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask. Then at least you have an excuse as to why you cooked the turkey still sealed in it’s plastic wrapping from the supermarket. Save yourself from the ire of flung mashed potatoes and sweet potato pies splattered …

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Turkey Hat

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Does this really need any explanation? I mean come on…look at it. From the website:

Turkey hat makes every Thanksgiving a gobblin’ good time. Add a few giggles to your gobble wearing this comfortable cap with movable legs and plush fabric. Perfect for any host or hostess. Also makes a great gift for …

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