Can you tell if someone is straight or gay? Is your internal gaydar up to snuff? Use modern technology to help you out. Just point the Electronic Gaydar Detector at someone and it will proclaim “Gaydar activated”, then flash and beep as it performs complex internal calculations. Once it decides, it not only lights the appropriate light, it also state out loud what it thinks you are and how it feels about that (although it does seem to want you to be gay. perhaps the Gaydar is gay itself? point it at a mirror to find out).