Pi Christmas Stocking

It’s been mathematically proven that the Pi Christmas Stocking holds 3.14 times the amount of stocking stuffers and goodies that a standard boring one footed stocking holds. Also regular Christmas stockings don’t have the pi symbol all over them. It’s pretty common knowledge that Santa Claus loves pi (and pie). Comes with two …

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Charlie Brown Christmas Tree

Christmas is a happy time for everyone except poor old Chuck. For Charlie Brown has a sad little pathetic Christmas tree. And lots of back pain from trying to kick that football and having it taken away at the last minute each time. Now you can have your own 18” replica of the …

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Pop-Up 6 Foot Christmas Tree

And you thought there was no other way to suck the fun out of Christmas:

This is the 6′ Christmas tree that pops up instantly and is pre-decorated with original artwork by renowned holiday artist Thomas Kinkade. The one-piece tree rises from a flat position in concentric circles into its full 30″ width …

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Fat Ass Santa Christmas Ornament

mooning santa

Ooops. Santa dropped something and has to bend down and get it. Ooopsie, he exposed his thong. Wait a second…a thong?! This scandalous Santa Ornament, or should we say “Pornament” is the most risque holiday decoration around! This holiday, decorate your tree with Santa’s naked ass.

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