Pi Christmas Stocking

It’s been mathematically proven that the Pi Christmas Stocking holds 3.14 times the amount of stocking stuffers and goodies that a standard boring one footed stocking holds. Also regular Christmas stockings don’t have the pi symbol all over them. It’s pretty common knowledge that Santa Claus loves pi (and pie). Comes with two …

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Christmas Story Sculpted Leg Lamp Mug

Be careful, it’s fragile- must be Italian. Get into the Ralphie season with a Christmas Story Sculpted Leg Lamp Mug. Ho ho ho, you’ll shoot your eye out kid. If A Christmas Story is going to be on TV virtually 24/7 during the holiday season, you’re gonna need some coffee to catch all …

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Charlie Brown Christmas Tree

Christmas is a happy time for everyone except poor old Chuck. For Charlie Brown has a sad little pathetic Christmas tree. And lots of back pain from trying to kick that football and having it taken away at the last minute each time. Now you can have your own 18” replica of the …

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Christmas Carol Snowman Clock

This one may be a little late to the party, but who says you can’t enjoy Christmas every day of the year?

The 8 inch Snowman Family Christmas Carol Clock announces the top of each hour with one of twelve traditional Christmas carols. Enjoy the Snowman Family Christmas Clock as a wall clock …

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Fat Ass Santa Christmas Ornament

mooning santa

Ooops. Santa dropped something and has to bend down and get it. Ooopsie, he exposed his thong. Wait a second…a thong?! This scandalous Santa Ornament, or should we say “Pornament” is the most risque holiday decoration around! This holiday, decorate your tree with Santa’s naked ass.

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