Learn to Play Ukulele

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Be the hit at your next luau!

A world-famous instrument synonymous with Hawaiian culture, this is the four-stringed ukulele and instructional DVD that teaches beginners to become proficient players.

Get It Here: Hammacher Schlemmer

Coaching Excercise Watch

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This is the watch that provides daily exercise guidance to help achieve personal fitness goals. An initial assessment test gauges overall fitness; maximum oxygen uptake and resting heart rate are evaluated.

Two exercise programs that follow guidelines set by the American College of Sports Medicine–improving fitness and weight management–help guide the wearer before, …

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Bottle of Wine Glass

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Why share? Fill this large wine glass with an entire bottle of wine.

The Bottle of Wine Glass is located somewhere on the “classy” continuum between “a passed out drunk clutching the last sips of his bottle of Nightrain” and drinking straight from the bottle. And that’s exactly where we like to be.

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DNA Breed Identification Kit

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Who’s your dog’s daddy?

Everybody knows it’s better to rescue a pound puppy and provide it a forever home, but do you ever wonder exactly what’s in your DNA Breed Identification Kit dog’s DNA? He’s got the build of a retriever, the ears of a Basset Hound, and the tail of a Welsh …

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LED Pacifier

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I think this image says it all:

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UZI Tactical Pen

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You know the expression – The pen is mightier than the sword? Well this pen really is!

The DNA Catcher on the crown of the pen is very sharp and can be used to deliver a very nasty jab to an attacker, causing extreme pain and giving you a sample of their DNA …

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Candy Mini Tin Candles

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Enjoy the delicious aromas of Hershey’s Milk Chocolate, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, and York Peppermint Patties with these Classic Candy Mini Candles.

Each hand-poured tin features a specially formulated blend of scents that perfectly replicates the candy’s aroma. Burning these fantastic soy wax candles is like turning your room into a candy factory!

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How To Speak Zombie Book

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This guidebook features an electronic sound module so you’ll be able to learn proper zombie pronunciation. Remember, it’s “RAHHHhh!” not “Rawr” or “Raaaaah.” Helpful text explores the customs and etiquette of living in a zombie world and detailed illustrations will let you peek into the everyday lives of the undead as they’re working …

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Aquanotes

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We all know the frustration of having an incredible idea hit you in the shower only to have it slip away before you could write it down. Now you can jot down those ideas with the AquaNotes Waterproof Notepad. The waterproof pad features 40 perforated sheets so you can take your ideas, lists, …

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Recycled Plastic Coasters

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With these Recycled Plastic Coasters, you can get your drink on and still feel good about it the next day! You not only get six hand-made coasters crafted entirely from recycled material, but you also get that warm glow of self-satisfaction from having helped provide for the livelihood of struggling artisans in Nepal.

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