Golf Club Pens Set

If golfers had their way, the world would be writing exclusively with golf pencils. But they don’t so golfers can write like normal full sized adults and still have fun with a Golf Club Pens & Bag Set. Each club is a different colored ink pen and they all fit nicely into the …

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Pipe Pen

Elementary my dear Watson. That’s no pipe, Sherlock, that’s a Pipe Pen. Everything looks a bit more mysterious when you’re twiddling a pipe around. Whether you’re writing the next great novel (hey, how about one about a British detective with amazing reasoning and deduction powers?) or just a reminder post-it, do it with …

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Farting Pen Holder

Stick a pen where the sun don’t shine. Shove your pen in the Farting Pen Holder and guess what it does? I hope you said fart otherwise you need a serious reading comprehension lesson. Yes it farts- in a variety of sound styles. This butt shaped pen holder has the pen on a …

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Feather Pen and Quill Set

Ahh this takes me back to my youth. Put on your wooden teeth and powdered wig and grab some parchment because it’s writing time with a Feather Pen and Quill Writing Set. Add instant credibility and panache to your correspondence. Each set comes with everything you need to communicate in today’s modern world: …

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Smens Scented Pens

Were you a marker-sniffer as a kid? Still are? Well now with Smens Scented Pens you can continue to sniff your writing instruments but this time the flavors are gourmet and less weird-marker-smelly. Set of 10 Smens comes with the following scents: Pink Lemonade, Red Licorice, Banana Fo Fana, Ninja Berry, Aloha, Caramel …

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UZI Tactical Pen

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You know the expression – The pen is mightier than the sword? Well this pen really is!

The DNA Catcher on the crown of the pen is very sharp and can be used to deliver a very nasty jab to an attacker, causing extreme pain and giving you a sample of their DNA …

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Borrow My Pen

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From the site: Do you hate it when your friends, family and coworkers deny stealing your pen, well now you can catch them in the act. Each of these assorted 8 pens has the look of a normal, average pen but the printing on each is ridiculously embarrassing.

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Murder Ink Sticky Notepad

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Ouch! That hadda hurt.

This 300-page sticky notepad is perfect for poison pen notes, letters of resignation, hit lists, and office to-dos. Comes complete with blood spattered pen, so it’s sure to make a statement on your desk right beside that suspiciously sharp letter opener.

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Spy Pen

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A little 007, a little Revenge of the Nerds. Just clip this into your shirt pocket and you can capture secret conversations, unsuspecting coworkers, and gossiping family members. It records video, photos, and also records sound. Perfect for any You-Tuber or blackmailer.

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