Bacon Dashboard Dancer

Get that bacon shakin’ with a Bacon Dashboard Dancer. Instead of a hula girl on your dash, it’s something (arguably) meatier- bacon. The bumpier the road, the more his little pork moves sizzle. He’s so cute (and delicious) you might have trouble keeping your eyes on the road. But please do, so you …

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Man Soap: Smell Manly

Hey man, you’re a man, so man up and start smelling manly with Man Hands Man Soap, man. Available in 19 manly scents: Bacon, Baseball Glove, Beer, Bonfire, Brewed Coffee, Buttered Popcorn, Cannabis, Cash, Cedar Log Cabin, Democrat, Fresh Cut Grass, Margarita, Muscle Rub, Nag Champa Incense, Obsession Cologne, Red Wine, Republican, Top …

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Talking Plush Bacon

Baby’s first bacon! It’s not just your standard everyday plush bacon, it’s a Talking Plush Bacon. He’s big too- at 19 inches tall. That’s a lot of pork product. Squeeze him and he says “I’m bacon”. Yes you are my friend. Yes you …

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Bacon Envelopes

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Bacon flavored envelopes. Yep they really taste like bacon. What else is there to say?

Lick Them Here: Think Geek

Canned Bacon

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Never thought I would ever see these two words in the same sentence: Canned Bacon.

You can now enjoy bacon any time of day, without the burden of cooking it. And this stuff lasts for 10 years in the can!

Get This Here (yuk!): Think …

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