Bacon Dashboard Dancer

Get that bacon shakin’ with a Bacon Dashboard Dancer. Instead of a hula girl on your dash, it’s something (arguably) meatier- bacon. The bumpier the road, the more his little pork moves sizzle. He’s so cute (and delicious) you might have trouble keeping your eyes on the road. But please do, so you …

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Slicey the Pig Dashboard Wiggler

This pig is making it’s own bacon! Slicey the Pig sits on your dashboard via an adhesive base and then maniacally slices his own torso with a giant knife as you cruise on down the road. Crazy pig.