Fart Alert Construction Sign

When you’re dropping stink bombs, it’s only common courtesy to give potential victims a visual warning before they enter “the zone”. That’s where your Fart Alert Construction Sign comes in. It’s motion-activated and speaks 8 hilarious warnings along with the blinking light. If anyone does go past the sign, it’s obviously at their …

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Constructive Eating Utensil Set

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How cool are these? I know if I were a kid, I’d be dozing my peas into my mashed potatoes, and then fork-lifting them into my mouth. The set includes a “fork lift” fork, “front loader” spoon, and “bulldozer” pusher. They even have a special construction plate available with different work zones.

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