Farting Pen Holder

Stick a pen where the sun don’t shine. Shove your pen in the Farting Pen Holder and guess what it does? I hope you said fart otherwise you need a serious reading comprehension lesson. Yes it farts- in a variety of sound styles. This butt shaped pen holder has the pen on a …

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Fart Alert Construction Sign

When you’re dropping stink bombs, it’s only common courtesy to give potential victims a visual warning before they enter “the zone”. That’s where your Fart Alert Construction Sign comes in. It’s motion-activated and speaks 8 hilarious warnings along with the blinking light. If anyone does go past the sign, it’s obviously at their …

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Farting Obama Doll

Obummer! Pull his finger! The Farting Obama Doll is appropriate for both Obama lovers and haters. Pull the President’s finger and he says one of 21 hilarious sayings, each punctuated by ripping toot at the end. Check the video:

Sounds like a solution to the gas problem to …

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Butt Putt “Hole in One” Golf Practice Putter

Let’s get serious with our golf game and try to go for a “hole in one” with the Butt Putt. Appropriately enough, it’s flagged as hole number 2. Did we mention that it makes one of SIX different farting noises when you get the ball in the hole? Cause it does. Great golf …

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I Heart Farting “Musical” Mug

It’s a pretty established fact that coffee really gets the juices flowing and nothing is more relaxing and a true wake up in the morning for your significant other than an aromatic fresh brewed fart. If you or someone you know could qualify as one of the world’s largest suppliers of natural gas, …

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R/C Whoopee Cushion

The lolz never stop with a R/C Whoopee Cushion. It takes the cushion out of the whoopee cushion and lets you control the fart sounds from up to 50 feet away. $14.99 from PKid.