HTML for Babies

It’s never too soon to get your child into a rewarding future. Pick up a copy of HTML for Babies (Web Design for Babies, Volume 1) and get your wee ones standard compliant. It’s a world wide web out there and children are the future- teach them well and let them code the …

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Remote Control Spinning Bow Tie

Class up the joint with a bow tie. But not just any regular boring bow tie, a Spinning Bow Tie. But not your grandfather’s spinning bow tie, a new one with a push button remote control. There are only two proper ways to punctuate a joke- the sideways cane and tophat tipping shuffle …

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Fifty Shades of Gray: (200 Blank Gray Pages Inside)

This book, Fifty Shades of Gray: (200 Blank Gray Pages Inside) is just like that other sexy book of the same name except instead of all those “words” inside, this book literally presents you with 50 shades of the color gray. Peek inside with this video:

You get 4 of each …

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Spare Left Nut

I’d give my left nut to have a Spare Left Nut. There’s no problems giving your left nut for something when you have a spare. What makes this on the left one exactly? That’s just ballsy to claim it’s the left. Besides that poor right nut, nobody ever wants to give him away …

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Fake Peel-N-Win Game Pieces

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Next time your at the fast food joint, secretly slap a Million Dollar Winner, $25,000 winner or $25.00 winner – FAKE Peel and Win game piece on your victims soda cup. For extra realism you can stick a “Sorry Not A Winner” set-up on your own cup.

Then just sit back and wait …

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