Spare Left Nut

I’d give my left nut to have a Spare Left Nut. There’s no problems giving your left nut for something when you have a spare. What makes this on the left one exactly? That’s just ballsy to claim it’s the left. Besides that poor right nut, nobody ever wants to give him away …

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Hillary Clinton Nutcracker

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No nut is too hard to crack with the hilarious Hillary Clinton Nutcracker!! The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker is the perfect kitchen utility for the politically-inclined.

How to use Hillary to her full potential: 1) Carefully insert your nuts between Hillary’s thighs and squeeze. 2) Eat the nuts. 3) Repeat again and again for …

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