Farting Pen Holder

Stick a pen where the sun don’t shine. Shove your pen in the Farting Pen Holder and guess what it does? I hope you said fart otherwise you need a serious reading comprehension lesson. Yes it farts- in a variety of sound styles. This butt shaped pen holder has the pen on a bank-style chain so nobody walks off with it. Someone could still walk off with the ass though. Oh well.