Suitjamas: Suit Pajamas

Relax in formalwear with these lovely Premium Grey Silk Suitjamas. You may have seen them on Mr. Barney Stinson on a little show called How I Met Your Mother on CBS. Yeah. This complete 3 piece pajama suit (includes a tie!) is made of an 80/20 silk/cotton blend for maximum comfort and style. …

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Zombie Slippers

If there’s one thing zombies like it’s brains… and feet. Now you can slip your feet into a pair of Zombies Afoot Plush Slippers and stomp out those beasts. The zombies get to try to eat your legs, you get warm feet, everyone’s …

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Remote Control Spinning Bow Tie

Class up the joint with a bow tie. But not just any regular boring bow tie, a Spinning Bow Tie. But not your grandfather’s spinning bow tie, a new one with a push button remote control. There are only two proper ways to punctuate a joke- the sideways cane and tophat tipping shuffle …

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Cat Eye Glasses

No these are not cat eye shaped glasses, these are eye glasses that actually give you cat eyes. The Cat Eye Glasses are the ultimate in ladies fashion for the Fall- as spotted on the catwalks in the Catskills on Caturdays. Very fashion …

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Black Bar Party Glasses

No matter how crazy your next party gets you won’t have to worry about being spotted in any incriminating Facebook pictures when you’re wearing a pair of Black Bar Party Glasses. It will look like you’ve been censored out which is perfect to cover up your debauchery. …

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Steampunk Sleep Mask

It’s a well known fact that the Victorians slept incredibly well (probably because of the whole “no electricity” thing but still..) So now you can sleep like a Victorian in a Steampunk Sleep Mask. Since it’s probably quite uncomfortable to sleep in actual goggles with gears on it, this is as close as …

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Eyeball Lunch Bag

In a world of look-a-like Justin Bieber lunch boxes, one bag stands alone. The Eyeball Lunch Bag tells the world don’t even think about touching this one, I’ve got my eye on you. It’s made of insulated nylon to keep the cold side cold and the hot side hot. An eye chart zipper …

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Ice Cream Cone Shower Cap

It’s the sweetest shower cap you’ll ever see. Put a sweat treat on your meat(head) with the Ice Cream Cone Shower Cap. Since you can’t actually eat a real ice cream cone in the shower (or can you?) this is the next best thing, more or less. At least your head will stay …

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The Shocker Costume

Two in the pink, one in the stink! It’s The Shocker Costume, guaranteed laughs and high fives from those who know what it is. For those who don’t, use your imagination a bit, pervs. Great for Halloween or just lounging around the …

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Secret Agent Cell Phone Holster

Secret agent man….ehh I probably should Google up the lyrics to that song and post them but I’m way too lazy- you do it. Kthx. Holster your phone like a secret agent with the Secret Agent Cell Phone Holder, the only cell phone holster that comes with a 70’s style fake mustache and …

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