Hops Holster

Need to have a six-pack with you at all times. This will keep your beers handy and cold at the same time. Great for parties. Or playing right field at a pickup game. Or mowing the lawn. Or running half-marathons.

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2 Carat Mug

From the site: Heard the one about the sparkling ‘diamond’ ring that’s attached to a porcelain mug? It’s hilarious. Especially seeing as it’s packaged in a beautiful presentation box that only shows the gleaming ring. Haha!

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Hopside Down Beer Glass

You like to glug your beer right from the bottle, but your spouse is aghast at the site of direct bottle sipping. Well, now there is the Hopside Down Beer Bottle Glass, the perfectly acceptable compromise. You get a bottle look but she gets the classiness of an elegant glass to impress the …

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Self Stirring Mug

How do you like your coffee? Cream with one sugar? Nice. Just cream? Cool. Black? Rock on. Everybody except the black coffee drinker listen up – what do you use to stir your coffee? A spoon? Swizzles? Popsicle sticks? Bah. All of those so-called stirring solutions are fraught with failure.

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Over the Hill Liquor Dispenser

Mmmmm…..There’s nothing more tasty than the fresh drippings from an elderly gentleman.

“Over the Hill” liquor dispenser. Scotch and bourbon mature with age, but it doesn’t mean you have to! Equally sophisticated and silly, this outrageous item features a heavy, textured glass base topped with a half-naked geezer relieving himself. Just push the …

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Food Face Place

Here’s a chance for junior to play with his food and exercise his creativity at the same time! So bring on the mashed potatoes, the sausage, the spaghetti or even the broccoli…the possibilities are endless! If you can cook it, they can use it to craft their own unique colorful face.

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Circular Saw Pizza Cutter

Circular pizza “saw” makes a deep cut through the thickest pizza crust and messiest pizza toppings. This pizza cutter features solid engineering-grade plastics, a laser-etched stainless steel blade and removable snap-out shield for easy cleaning. Comes in a fun tool gift box.

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Mini Picnic Table Condiment Holder

Now you can always be at a picnic in the park.

The Mini Picnic Table Condiment Holder is the perfect finishing touch for any party or picnic in the park on a beautiful day. A perfect wacky gift for a picnic.

This 5 piece Mini Picnic Table Condiment Holder Set comes in a …

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Hillary Clinton Nutcracker

No nut is too hard to crack with the hilarious Hillary Clinton Nutcracker!! The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker is the perfect kitchen utility for the politically-inclined.

How to use Hillary to her full potential: 1) Carefully insert your nuts between Hillary’s thighs and squeeze. 2) Eat the nuts. 3) Repeat again and again for …

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JetBib Feeding System

This looks like it may be more fun for the parent than the kid.

Having trouble feeding junior? Can’t quite get the meal into the target? This “feeding system” should fix all of that. Here’s how it works:

– The lights on the plane/spoon flash, keeping little billy amused. – When the plane …

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