Heart Egg Mold

I guess this is supposed to be romantic. I’m not so sure that cooked chicken embryos will spark that romantic after-breakfast quickie. But let me know if works out for you. On second thought, don’t. What you do in the privacy of your own kitchen is none of my business. Of course, maybe …

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Pillsbury Doughboy Kitchenware

Hillary Clinton Nutcracker

No nut is too hard to crack with the hilarious Hillary Clinton Nutcracker!! The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker is the perfect kitchen utility for the politically-inclined.

How to use Hillary to her full potential: 1) Carefully insert your nuts between Hillary’s thighs and squeeze. 2) Eat the nuts. 3) Repeat again and again for …

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Mustard Marvin and Ketchup Charlie

Mustard Marvin Mustard is fun just the way it is. But when you add Mustard Marvin into the mix, squirting mustard onto your hot dogs and burgers becomes hilarious! Just pop the top off your regular-sized mustard dispenser and replace it with Mustard Marvin. Then just squeeze your mustard to make Marvin puke …

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M-Cups – Nesting Doll Measuring Cups

This set of 6 dry-measure cups nests neatly just like traditional Russian Nesting Dolls (also known as matryoshkas). They accurately measure 1/4, 1/3, 1/2, 2/3, 3/4 and 1 full cup, and they’re built from heavy-duty, food-safe, long-life engineering plastics.

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