No nut is too hard to crack with the hilarious Hillary Clinton Nutcracker!! The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker is the perfect kitchen utility for the politically-inclined.
How to use Hillary to her full potential:
1) Carefully insert your nuts between Hillary’s thighs and squeeze.
2) Eat the nuts.
3) Repeat again and again for nut cracking bliss. It just takes a little manhandling.
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