You know those fancy pants restaurants that always have their napkins all folded into an elaborate mess on the plate? AMATEURS!
Origami Napkins have four different designs, each with their own skill level. The instructions and folding lines are printed right on the napkin itself, so you won’t have to remember a thing. You’ll learn how to make The Flapping Bird, The Polo Shirt, The Bird of Paradise, and The Jester Boot.
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A really big black cat just in time for Halloween. Or Christmas. Or just to let your neighbors know that you mean business.
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the NERF Longstrike Sniper Rifle is the longest NERF gun ever – at 3 feet long. When you walk the halls at work with this over your shoulder (or, heck, you can even use it as a walking stick), no one will back talk you. But does it shoot well? Well, let’s just say when you snipe someone 35 feet away and they spin only to find themselves looking down three feet of NERF justice, you’ll agree with us – it sure do!
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What can you say about this – the photo says it all. You know you want one. And to make things even better, they offer free shipping for orders over $99.
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The Zig Zag Knot Puzzle is elegant and cunning. It looks like it would be straightforward and easy to solve, but it’s anything but easy. Slide each piece in the correct 37-move sequence to take the Knot apart. Every move will untangle a bit of the knot, but there’s only one right answer!
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Stock your cupboard with our Cat-In-A-Can so you’ll always have ample inflatable felines to get you through the winter. Each kitty will provide you with a convenient companion that won’t leave hairballs on the carpet or use the armchair as a scratching post. No litter box to scoop or clean. No trips to the vet. No more “gifts” of dead mice brought to your pillow in your sleep.
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Why share? Fill this large wine glass with an entire bottle of wine.
The Bottle of Wine Glass is located somewhere on the “classy” continuum between “a passed out drunk clutching the last sips of his bottle of Nightrain” and drinking straight from the bottle. And that’s exactly where we like to be.
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Resist the urge to nibble! Once chocoholics plug in our wireless USB Choco-Mouse, they’ll wonder how they’ve survived so long without it! A triumph of both style and function, each Choco- Mouse is molded for ultimate performance!
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What do you get when you mix cute little innocent Russian Nesting Dolls with sharp, wicked awesomeness? Fang Matryoshkas! They’re fierce, they’re bold and they certainly don’t give a crap about your grandma’s babushkas.
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