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 Can you tell if someone is straight or gay? Is your internal gaydar up to snuff? Use modern technology to help you out. Just point the Electronic Gaydar Detector at someone and it will proclaim “Gaydar activated”, then flash and beep as it performs complex internal calculations. Once it decides, it not only …  Stick a pen where the sun don’t shine. Shove your pen in the Farting Pen Holder and guess what it does? I hope you said fart otherwise you need a serious reading comprehension lesson. Yes it farts- in a variety of sound styles. This butt shaped pen holder has the pen on a …  There’s nothing worse than getting rain in your eyes. Wouldn’t it be great if you had glasses to protect your eyes? And those glasses had windshield wipers so they would stay clear? Well you can with iWipers, which are kind of like sunglasses for the rain. Keep your vision clear even when the …  Who doesn’t love a scratch off lotto? There’s something irresistible about scratching off that top layer to see if you’ve hit the jackpot or (more likely) not. Then you get depressed and eat a carton of ice cream. Or that’s just me. Scratch all you want with the Lotto Ticket Nail Buff and …  This robot clock is actually pretty huge (as far as robot clocks go, compared to say a real robot that’s about to destroy your city- not so big) measuring 20 inches tall. The Giant Articulated Robot Clock also has arms and legs that move at your whim. Position him in any pose to …  Looks like there’s a full moon out tonight- no wait it’s just a friendly garden gnome bending over. This Solar Powered Mooning Gnome charges up with the sun during the day and gives off a fun glow from his exposed rear end at night. Made of plastic and awesomeness, it measures 7.5″ x …  Stab your meat or your enemies with the Ninja BBQ Set. This is the only set of barbecue tools you will see in the next 5 minutes that has ninja sword handles- guaranteed. The ninja code of conduct prevents me from telling you this directly but this fork and spatula set is, how …  Fist bump…explosion! It’s not really an explosion without and explosion sound. Surely you couldn’t expect to make that sound with your mouth? Let the Fist Bump Explosion Ring do the work for you. Bump it and get one of three different ka-boom explosion sounds coming right from the ring. Also works with handshakes, …  Get your geek on with a Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock Dice Set. It’s an upgrade to your favorite childhood game. Not only are there two new figures, there’s also dice so you can use those finger for something else. Comes with it’s own bag with the game chart so you know who …  Drink your drink with Stache Straws and cover up the inevitable milk mustache. It’s the 3 inch clip-on mustache and straw set. Great for parties, dishwasher safe, might even get you laid. Well certainly you’re more likely to get some action with this than a milk … |
 
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