Pooping Santa Candy Dispenser

Everybody loves Santa and everybody loves candy. That’s what makes the Poo-Pooing Santa genius!

Using the Santa Claus candy dispenser is easy: 1. Simply remove the head and place the candy into the hole. 2. Replace head. 3. Shake the Santa gently to settle the sweets. 4. Gently hold down Santa around his …

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Fat Ass Santa Christmas Ornament

Ooops. Santa dropped something and has to bend down and get it. Ooopsie, he exposed his thong. Wait a second…a thong?! This scandalous Santa Ornament, or should we say “Pornament” is the most risque holiday decoration around! This holiday, decorate your tree with Santa’s naked ass.

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