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Wind-Up Candy-Pooping Obama

Unlike the other 5 or 6 wind-up Barack Obama’s you probably already have sitting at your desk, this Wind-Up Obama poops out little candies. The candy is red, white, and blue and tastes like freedom with a tinge of bald eagle sweat. So good, so Presidential. It doesn’t matter who you’re voting for, …

Doodie Darts

Everyone stinks at darts but nobody stinks at Doodie Darts. Toss the velcro poo at the toilet seat shaped target and get points for piles that stick. And yes we could have written about 200 poop jokes and puns for this post but we restrained ourselves. That’s called being mature…. about a crappy …