Toilet Bowl Salt and Pepper Shakers

It’s the new American Standard. Taking a cue from the restroom and bringing it into your kitchen is the Toilet Salt and Pepper Shaker set. Yes the salt comes out of the urinal and appropriately enough pepper from the toilet bowl. Each ceramic spice shaker measures 2.5″ tall. You’ll have to drop about …

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Toilet Fondue Pot

A fondue pot shaped like a toilet bowl? That’s not fondue, that’s fon-don’t. This little piece of culinary bizarreness comes from Japan, where apparently the expression “don’t shit where you eat” gets lost in translation. Putting chocolate in there just makes it worse. Happy Valentine’s Day. (via …

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Solar Powered Puking Paul

It’s the tiny figurine that never stops puking as long as it’s light out. Just like your real friends, Puking Paul had a rough night last night and all this daylight is making him sick- literally. He is solar powered, so as long as it’s light out, he’s puking into a toilet again. …

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Doodie Darts

Everyone stinks at darts but nobody stinks at Doodie Darts. Toss the velcro poo at the toilet seat shaped target and get points for piles that stick. And yes we could have written about 200 poop jokes and puns for this post but we restrained ourselves. That’s called being mature…. about a crappy …

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Squat Toilet Rice Bowl

Gross out your friends with The Toilet Curry Rice Plate. It’s hilarious, it’s grotesque, it’s just plain weird. Ideally you’ll want to eat something like beans or curry or chocolate ice cream to get the fullest effect of the bowl.

Public Toilet Survival Kit

Make it out of hell alive and live to tell the story with a Public Toilet Survival Kit. Comes with everything you need to maintain cleanliness in the wild- whether it’s the dense jungles of Starbucks, the thick swamps of Barnes and Nobles or the desolate lands of the roadside gas station. Each …

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Tip Alert Hubby

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Ladies, keep your husband in line with the Tip Alert toilet seat alarm. Stick onto the bottom any toilet seat and when he doesn’t put the seat down one of three “funny” messages will remind him to do so. Funny for you that is. Annoying for him. A night light flashes every 15 …

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Hook, Line, and Stinker

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Make sure you 1st hang your Gone Fishin Do Not Disturb sign on the bathroom door. Next sit on your throne a.k.a. fighting chair and cast into the vinyl printed pool. Try to hook one of the three colorful fish and reel it up. Be careful – no knee jerky movements or your …

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Toilet Monster

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“Your wife will never yell at you about leaving the seat up again! This Toilet Monster is shocking and funny! He attaches to the inside of the toilet bowl by suction cups. As the unsuspecting person goes to use the bathroom, they’ll scream as they lift the lid and are greeted by the …

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