Wind-Up Candy-Pooping Obama

Unlike the other 5 or 6 wind-up Barack Obama’s you probably already have sitting at your desk, this Wind-Up Obama poops out little candies. The candy is red, white, and blue and tastes like freedom with a tinge of bald eagle sweat. So good, so Presidential. It doesn’t matter who you’re voting for, …

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Pooping Santa Candy Dispenser

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Everybody loves Santa and everybody loves candy. That’s what makes the Poo-Pooing Santa genius!

Using the Santa Claus candy dispenser is easy: 1. Simply remove the head and place the candy into the hole. 2. Replace head. 3. Shake the Santa gently to settle the sweets. 4. Gently hold down Santa around his …

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